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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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