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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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