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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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