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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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