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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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