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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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