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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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