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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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