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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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