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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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