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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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