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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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