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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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