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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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