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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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