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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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