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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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