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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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