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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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