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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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