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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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