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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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