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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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