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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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