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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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