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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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