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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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