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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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