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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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