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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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