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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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