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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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