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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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