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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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