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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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