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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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