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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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