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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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