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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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