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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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