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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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