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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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