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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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