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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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