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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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