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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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