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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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