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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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