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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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