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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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