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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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