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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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