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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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