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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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