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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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