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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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