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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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