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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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