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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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