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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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