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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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