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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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