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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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