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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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