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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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