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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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