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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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