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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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