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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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