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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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