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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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