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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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