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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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