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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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