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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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