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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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