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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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