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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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