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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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