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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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