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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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