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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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