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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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