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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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