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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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