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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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