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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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