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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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