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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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