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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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