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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

2011