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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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