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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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