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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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