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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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