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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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