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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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