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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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