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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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