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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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