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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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