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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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