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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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