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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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