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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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