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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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