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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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