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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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