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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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