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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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