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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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