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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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