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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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