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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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