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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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