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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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