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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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