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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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