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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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