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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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