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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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