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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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