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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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