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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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