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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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