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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950