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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990