What gets wetter the more it dries.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call shoes made of banana peels?
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
How do trash collectors learn their trade?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?
What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?
