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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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