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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960