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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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