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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He worked 97 days straight - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was cleared of money laundering.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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